Police Evidence!

Hello one and all....thanks so much for yet another classic Big Night Out last Thursday, it was brilliant! A fantastic turnout (Gerard much missed but skiing was an acceptable excuse, even if it was just down the runway at Gatwick!) and everyone totally Up For It... we even got a rendition of Yellow Bird I seem to recall!!!!!! CLASSIC.

Anyways, as you know I was self-elected Police Constable Williams, ably assisted by Sgt Irving, D I Reason and CSI Davis, purely on the strength of locating a Police Style Notebook in that dodgy chemists on Wood Street - what an emporium that place is........totally recommended for a lunchtime browse......quote of the experience being:

Jo: Oh my god Rachel look, they have Iron On Trouser Pockets! Have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous? (much laughter)

Rach: Oooh really? I need some of those for Harry!

Anyways, I have as promised revealed the Full Evidence captured in the Police Style Notebook on the occasion of Thursday 10th April 2008:

Location: The Victoria, Victoria Street
Time: 16:30
Offence: Cost of vodka - exorbitant!
Reported by: PC Williams

Time : 17:20
Offence: Sgt Irving declared she would be in work and ok tomorrow. Yeah right!
Reported by: PC Williams

(NOTE: Sgt Irving did indeed appear in work the next day.....investigations are underway as this is such an unusual event we believe she must have a secret twin....)

Time: 17:23
Offence: Daylight on leaving The Victoria, many people assumed it would be dark
Reported by: PC Williams

Location: Longs Bar, Victoria Street
Time: 17:35
Offence: Crime against fashion: Raymondo
Reported by: Sgt Irving

Time: 17:36
Offence: PC Williams assaulted by DI Reason
Reported by: PC Williams

Time: 17:50
Offence: Raymondo accused PC Williams of resembling Dimitar Berbabtov, Bulgarian International and Tottenham Hotspur striker.
Reported by: PC Williams

(NOTE: Witness statements are being sought to confirm or deny this allegation - please follow this link to see images of Berbabtov.....the victim is VERY UPSET and thus anyone agreeing with the accusation will be excluded from Independance Day celebrations on 4th July..... you have been warned! http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&rlz=1T4GGLR_enGB268GB268&resnum=0&q=Berbatov&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi )

Time: 18:50
Offence: Suspect Beadle claimed PC Williams 'never said no'
Reported by: PC Williams

Time: 19:15
Offence: Suspect Raymondo complained about his seat on the table plan 'big time'
Reported by: PC Williams

Time: 22:40
Offence: DI Reason stole the iron-on trouser pockets from Sgt Irving
Reported by: PC Williams

Time: 22:55
Occurence: Sally Davis confirmed in role as CSI Davis and promoted to Leadership Team, but won't attend Leadership Team Meetings



That concludes the evidence recorded. What a great night! Here's to the next one....sooner rather than later eh!

Cheers ears PC Williams xxxxxxxxxxx